Monday, Monday morning. This photo above illustrates quite well what, exactly, you do to me. Notice your excellent mangling of "bed head." The only remedy for a morning like this is: COFFEE!

I am digging down to the bottom of a bag of some excellent coffee; my hands every morning are covered by fine grounds as a result:

So, two cups of dark, black coffee later I am slightly more awake, my bed head has been subdued by my cute skeleton scrunchy hair-tie & I am type, type, typing away at work & at blog.

P.S. Chicago, you are lonely.